Random quotes are easy to add to PawPrints.  Click on the following files to view them or right-click and select "save as..." to download them directly to your computer.  Please note that the recommended place to store your signatures is the Pawprints/Sigs directory.

You can either use the files as they are or you can paste them into your existing profiles.  If you have any problems getting PawPrints to use these sigs please contact me for assistance.

I've rated each collection of sigs, not for quality (which has to be subjective) but for how complete I believe the collection to be.

***** Contains pretty much the definitive collection of quotes from the selected theme
**** A huge selection of themed sigs
*** Not a bad selection of sigs
** This archive could do with some more additions
* Abject apologies for such a pitiful collection of sigs, please send me some more to remedy the situation!

Ancient Chinese Proverb:
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.

Lots of ancient proverbs, some wise, some rather confusing!
completeness rating: ****

I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching.
~Kato, Shuson

Over 200 classical haiku.
completeness rating: ****

If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But leave silver in my track.

Over 140 riddles to delight and baffle your correspondents.
completeness rating: ****

A Snail

You can get the answers by downloading PawPrints <grin!>

"A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered eighty thousand battle helmets with the horns on the inside."
Captain Edmund Blackadder commenting on the British war effort in WW I, in 'Blackadder goes Forth' 

Classic British humour.
completeness rating: ***

Well pardon me for breathing, 
which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to say it. 

-Marvin

Quotes from Douglas Adams' oft imitated cult sci-fi "trilogy".
completeness rating: **

Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.

- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition

A large collection of quotes for Trek fans, particularly relevant for business e-mail!
completeness rating: *****

DOUGAL- I know! We'll lure them into a giant bingo game!
TED- And how are we going to do that?
DOUGAL- We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press and......oh.
TED- Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. 
Or a PA system. Or in fact, any bingo paraphenalia at all.
DOUGAL- Damn. So near, yet so far.

If you've never seen this bizarre English/Irish comedy you've missed out!
completeness rating: **

Cat: Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do.
Rimmer: What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?
Cat: No, I'd sacrifice *your* life for the sake of the crew.

An ever expanding tribute to one of the greatest comedies ever written (excepting series 7 and above, which were frankly a huge disappointment)
completeness rating: ***

"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen." 
- The Bruces

Yes, this is a shockingly small collection - I'll try and get a proper collection soon. 
completeness rating: *

*** WARNING ***
ADULT CONTENT

"PREVENT bees and butterflies stealing your pollen by enclosing
each flower head in a plastic bag securely fastened around
the stem with a clothes pin."
P. Reaney
Rothwell

Well over a hundred classic Top Tips collected from round the web.
completeness rating: *****

The Shoveler: "We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering."

Quotes from the classic spoof superheroes film.
completeness rating: ***

"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."

Fans of Hong Kong martial arts films will appreciate these but there are too few of them :-( 
completeness rating: *

Become a programmer and never see the world!!!

Humour for computer techies - everyone else steer clear... 
completeness rating: *

If you have any favourite quotes or groups of quotes please send them to me and I will post them here for others to enjoy.

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